I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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