Sry I called you an 8
I should be sponsored by Trojan
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
