Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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