And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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