Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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