do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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