she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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