I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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