we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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