She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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