it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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