You're completely useless in the revolution.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
