is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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