Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
