you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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