normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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