Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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