It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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