I'm drive I can fine osifer
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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