yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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