there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I take back everything I said about communal showers
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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