A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
i've created a new STD.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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