Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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