I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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