She announced her abortion via fbk
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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