I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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