i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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