Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
we're making bets on your personal life
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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