Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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