Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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