i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
