I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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