So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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