big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Randomize
