Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I wish life had little blips of pornography
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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