Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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