You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He did a backflip because drugs
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