I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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