At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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