Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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