no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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