Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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