the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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