Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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