"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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