Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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