I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
