Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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