Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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