So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
