Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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