We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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