plz talk dirty to me
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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