My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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