S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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