You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
