After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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